Dita Von Teese and her worst nightmares — (x)
Hahaha she’s the best. <3
She is so beautiful AND funny I wanna cry… Like the second and the last ones *dead*
Jon Cozart aka Paint tells you what happened to Ariel, Jasmine, Belle and Pocahontas after the Disney films.
THE POCAHONTAS ONE!!
“Alors, ta traduction de 600 feuillets, ça avance bien ?”
Stiles + stuff in his mouth
Stiles, come on, stop being so sexual !
‘Wait, you mean I’ve been text-flirting with Derek? Rip-your-throat-out Derek. He of the surly disposition and angry eyebrows, Derek. That Derek?’
‘YES. Wait, you didn’t know?’
‘Ah. Ha. Hahahaaaaa. I-I just thought it was a wrong number. I thought it was funny.’
‘Stiles. Scott told you he gave Derek your number last week!’
‘I thought that was for werewolf emergencies! Not freaking anonymous messages! To me. Oh. My god.’
‘You take this. I should not be trusted with phones. Or anything. Ever again.’