Paradigmes d'un poulpe ocellé
There’s a difference between
  • Thinking someone is cute
  • Having a crush on someone
  • Being interested in someone
  • Liking someone
  • Loving someone
  • Being in love with someone

beautilation:

I’m a white heterosexual non anime watching non doctor who fangirling non cat owning Northern European meat eater

Do you know how much I walk on eggshells daily? Do you? 

What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.
What other people hear: I am a serial killer.
guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
Everyone else on tumblr: Makes perfect edits & GIFS
Everyone else on tumblr: Has 30,000 followers
Everyone else on tumblr: gets 100's of asks every day
Me: Reblogs stuff
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it